Just Jacob

Dear [INSERT NAME HERE],

It's such a pleasure to meet you! No, really - you in particular! You're my favourite [INSERT SPECIES HERE]  I've ever met! It's a true honour. 

My name is Jacob and I'm a writer of games, short films, audio stuff and anything else that involves words. My work often involves dark humour, absurdism and dry, dry British sensibilities. 

I'm already sorry.